Posts Tagged ‘shoes’

On Getting Rid Of My Shoes

“Are you sure you want to do this?” “No.” “It’s still early.  You can wait.” “No, it’s better this way.  It won’t be any easier in four months.” Jared gave me an encouraging pat on the back and I began to push the shoe-laden cardboard box across the house, where it would rest beside the […]

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Where is HGTV and/or Jesus The Carpenter when you need them?

I have a problem. A serious, real and actual problem. I have officially run out of room for shoes.  Again. And also? Full. Completely. And that’s before I got these. I mentioned to my husband that we needed to come up with a solution for this problem because I literally do not have room to […]

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A fate worse than spandex. A photo essay.

I have discovered something worse than shopping for jeans. No. Wait. I have discovered something worse than shopping for swimsuits. Last night, I spent roughly 4 hours cleaning out my closet. Oh, yes. That is worse than getting in miniature spandex in a 4 x 4 room with nothing but you, a mirror and really […]

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And what have YOU done for me lately?

Dear Internet, You know how I said that I love you? All of you? And you might have taken that to mean that I love you all equally? I lied. Or rather, I’ve had a change of heart. Because it’s going to take a hell of a lot for you to compete with this:

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In Which I Call Forth A Mountain Of Swag

I don’t know if you noticed, but I have recently had my big coming out party with The Mommy Bloggers. I wore pink pajama bottoms and we served Cosmos in sippy cups. The moms can really hold their booze. It’s been fun. ANYway, I’ve noticed that many of the “mommy bloggers” are the beneficiaries of […]

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