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A Public Service Announcement Brought To You By Mexico and The Oompa Loompas.

It was March of 1999 and we were 19 years old. I was a blond haired, blue eyed college freshman. She was an olive toned, dark haired whore. And we were headed to Cancun, Mexico for Spring Break. I told her I was certain we’d both be able to get across the border on our […]

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