Posts Tagged ‘humor’

I’m one of those annoying people who quotes movies. Constantly.

I dated a guy in college who was obsessed with movie quotes. He’d send me random text messages with lines from Jim Carrey movies and wait for me to guess the name of the movie.  He’d giggle if I got them right and strut if I got them wrong, impressed with his superior knowledge of […]

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He’s a cat. Flushing a toilet.

I’m on my way home from Miami, so you get this: Rest assured, I did not leave my children home alone while I was out of town.

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12 Reasons I Should Pose Nude

A few days ago I learned that I had been nominated as a contender for Hottest Blogger Calendar. I rolled my eyes and tossed my hair and made several indignant noises that resembled dainty snorts. Me? A Centerfold? Well… clearly. I told everyone I would not be “pimping” myself. Such tacky displays of self promotion […]

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Did I Ever Tell You About The Time Jared Peed All Over?

No? Well. Lucky for you then that BUG-EYED BLOG: Pissers and Shitters.”B.E. Earl linked to his own pee pee story yesterday in the comments. (Quick aside: My dear, sweet editors at that very wholesome site that I somehow wormed my way into posting on – I humbly apologize for choosing today to link to you.) […]

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Is This What They Mean By “Rediscovering Your Marriage”?

The moment I got the all clear Saturday morning that the kids were doing just fine on their summer vacation, everything changed. The guilt and anxiety that had been hanging around me all week lifted, and I found myself surrounded by an entirely different cloud. I felt my shoulders relax and the air I was […]

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