Posts Tagged ‘free’

Pooping Your Pants May Be The Key To Happiness

My mom and I have a running joke about how I’m going to put her in a nursing home when she gets old.  In my defense, my primary reason is because the woman cannot wait to get senile enough to justify pooping and peeing in her pants.  My brothers and I are certain that she’s […]


In Which I Ask You To Stand By Me Through BlogHer

In two days I leave for BlogHer. I swear, I can actually hear most of you groaning. Sure, there are a handful of you who read this blog who will also be attending BlogHer.  And maybe you are just as excited and nervous as I am.  I’m certain you are. But the rest of you, […]


A Giveaway! Help me quit smoking!

I mentioned on Wednesday when I discussed my weight that I was quitting smoking. What I didn’t tell you is that this is something – a plan, if you will – that has been in place for about two months now. I had mentioned to Karl that I wanted to quit smoking. He confessed that […]