Posts Tagged ‘fitness’

My pilates instructor has a bigger ass than me.

I think it should be a rule that your exercise instructor should look better than you. I mean, I don’t care if she doesn’t have great hair or a pretty face – I’m not completely shallow.  But it seems to me that anyone charged with helping me get in shape should be in better shape […]

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My first cycling class and why my perineum hates me.

When you sign up to take a cycling class, you don’t expect it to be easy. When you sign up to take a cycling class and you are out of shape, you expect it to be down right hard. You anticipate that you are going to have certain problems. Specifically, you know your legs are […]

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Someone is after mah man! **UPDATED**

Dear Wii Fit, I did not take it personally when you said I was slightly overweight. I admit, I was impressed that you could weigh me so accurately. I did not get mad when you stopped mid push up to announce that I had taken a break. I mean I had, after all, rolled over […]

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And this would be why people are anti-New Year’s Resolutions

Last month I resolved to walk every day for the entire month of January. That went really well for about 13 days. In fact, I’d say that it was going fabulously right up until the point that Becky showed up at my door and I decided exercise of any form was completely too much of […]

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Not because you give a shit about my resolutions but because I went to a seminar once and they taught me about Account-ability

I may possibly be the last person on Earth to make my resolutions for 2009. Well, except for those crabby ass I don’t believe in New Year’s Resolution people. (Which, by the way? Ridiculous. How do you not believe in New Year’s Resolutions? Like it’s a fucking philosophical school of thought or something. Who spends […]

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