Posts Tagged ‘crazy’

Marriage Counseling 101: The Dialogue

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

We’d spent our first session introducing ourselves and covering our individual backgrounds and medical histories while sitting next to each other on a small couch.  When we walked into our second marriage counseling session, we found two chairs set up a few feet apart facing one another. This was, apparently, the proper setting for The […]


The Happy Freak

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

I believe in happiness. Not just serenity. Not just peace. Not just every day contentedness. Happiness. As much of it as you can possibly get your hands on. It seems, at times, that most people hope for happy and hang on to content.  My belief in happiness seems to separate me from a good chunk […]


You’ll pretty much just scratch your head and say “WTF? Did she buy a sailboat?” and I’ll say “no, but yes, exactly.”

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

I’m struggling with reality. Not in the sense that I’m hallucinating or thinking I’m Marie Antoinette or that my cat is telling me to build it so that they will come.  I’m not hearing voices, however much I’ll admit to listening very intently for them on occasion. No, I’m not crazy.  Although, wouldn’t that be […]


I tried to start a cult but then I got bored and had to find underwear.

Friday, August 21st, 2009

The time has come for me to start my own cult. I don’t know how it happened.  I certainly wasn’t looking for it.  But I woke up this morning to find that I had 2,000 followers looking to me to lead them. I mean, clearly that has to be it. I don’t even know 2,000 […]


I’m doing the happy syndrome dance. But not with popcorn.

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Ladies and gentleman, we have a diagnosis. If you haven’t been following the seemingly never ending saga of what the fuck is up with Miss Britt’s health, this post will make no sense and be of no interest to you. But for the rest of you – who have listened to me whine, bitch, moan […]