Archive for July, 2010

No Tears For V-Day

I remember reading about women who were heartbroken to say good-bye to their reproductive years.  They wrote moving prose about how their husbands’ vasectomies marked the end of an era, how a small part of them grieved for the passing of that fertile time. I am not one of those women. The only things I’m […]

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What I don’t like about the Camaro

It’s expected that I would rave about the Camaro online.  When someone gives you a brand new car to drive for a month along with a couple of Visa gift cards and the promise of a massage in the near future – well, you say nice things about them on the Internet. What you don’t […]

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According to him…

…I must have rawhide skin, because I take unnaturally hot showers. …I make “scary noises” when I run. …I should not be in charge of the Netflix queue because I cannot be trusted to pick out anything “decent”. …there is, in fact, such a thing as “too many shoes”. …it is completely unacceptable to ask […]

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Mine is Good, But Hers is Better

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I have good news. Jared is getting a vasectomy this week!! Oh, I kid.  I mean, he is and it is good news to me, but he, apparently, is not quite ready to throw a party about it.  In fact, he “can’t believe you are making light of this, Britt.” Boys and their wee-wees.* But […]

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2 Adults, 2.5 Days Off, 0 Kids…

So, part of having the Camaro is that we’re supposed to do “missions” each week. This week’s mission was supposed to be grocery shopping, probably so we can show off trunk space or something. But, well, we don’t have kids in the house. We haven’t been grocery shopping since June.  So… 2 Adults, 2.5 Days […]

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