(Hint: the only right answer here is, YES!)
After much consideration and ample poking and prodding from Jared, I’ve decided to apply for a temporary travel job from TheBigTrip.com.
The deal is, basically, that you spend 3 months traveling – all expenses paid – and you earn a $50,000 salary for those 3 months. Part of the submission process includes a video application.
I made mine today.
If you can’t see the video player, the direct link is here.










I haven’t watched it yet, but will tell me whether or not you end up nude at any point?
@Functionally ReTodded, hahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
No.
You do look pretty sex-ay in the still, I must say! I think it’s pretty cool that Jared encouraged you to do this.
@Angel Smith, me too. I keep saying “um, aren’t you worried about me being gone?” and he keeps saying “THINK OF ALL THAT CASH!” LOL
You should DEFINITELY get the job! Love the background music – downloading it as we speak – uh, type. Holiday road…..yeah!
@Pop and Ice, me too. I kind of want to play it in my car all the time now.
I’d hire you in a second.
Seriously.
This is awesome!
@Sheila (Charm School Reject), let’s hope they think like you!
I would TOTALLY hire you.
@Sybil Law, yay!
Cool video! The audio was super hard-to-hear for me though; did anybody else have that problem?
@Lexi, yeah, I could figure out how to adjust the music but not the video portion.
wicked cute. definately.
@mel, I love when people use “wicked” as an adjective.
awesome
really
I think you will definitely win!
@Renée, I hope you’re right!!
You’re too cute. I hope they don’t hire you and pimp you out.
@CP, hahahhahah. I would make a horrible prostitute.
Awesome job! I would pick you.
@Nobody, thank you! I hope they agree!
You.Are.So.Adorable!
@Diane, I have my moments.
If I didn’t love you before, I’d be a goner now! <3 I would *totally* hire you. Can I at least VOTE for you?
@Chibi Jeebs, I don’t know if there is a voting portion – but MAN it would be nice if there was!
I’d hire you. Again.
@avitable, thank you for not requiring me to video apply for my current job. LOL
HILARIOUS! Love it!!
@Darla, woo hoo!
1) TheBigTrip.com is blocked at work because “Drugs.” Yeah, a great explanation.
2) That video is awesome.
3) If you need a sidekick, I’m awesome at buying donuts and coffee.
@steen, drugs? Really? Like, acid, you think?
EEEEK! I love it! I would TOTALLY hire you!
@Notesfromthegrove, now we just need them to agree with you!
Fantastico! You have my vote.
@Samantha Bennett, in Spanish even!!
You are awesome! I hope you get the job!
@Sandi, me too. It would be amazing, I think.
What they ^ all said. Fabulous!
@Dawn, what I said to ^ all of them. Thanks!
Adorable! I’d hire you in a heartbeat! What a great little video!
@B, I think I’m going to have someone put “adorable” on my tombstone.
That’s not weird, right?
That was awesome, hell yes, I’d hire you!!
Oh, and can you make one of those for me? But with the title, “10 Reasons Why You’re Lucky I’m Your Friend.” I could show it to people as an intro video. Like an… orientation.
@Faiqa, sure! I just need to follow you around for awhile to get footage. You’re cool with that, right?
Love it – if up to me – you’re hired!!
@Cheri, thanks! Fingers crossed!
What a great video! I’d totally hire you.
@Lisa, I need to get you people on the hiring panel, clearly.
I would so hire you.
@Margaret, keep that in mind should you ever come across $50,000 you need to give away…
So … is he, like, anxious to get you out of the house, or what?
@lceel, I KNOW! Apparently his greed supersedes his need to have me around. LOL
Good luck! I know this would be a dream job for you.
@Melanie (Modern Mami), oh man, it SO would.
Fantastic. I’d hire you in a heartbeat!
@Selma, OH! BTW! One of the questions on their application was “what country would you like to visit”.
Guess which one I said.
@Miss Britt, That would be so cool. XX
Awesome vid, and yes, I would so hire you (as long as the other candidates didn’t bribe me with, you know, ice cream or something)!
@Elizabeth Kaylene, you can be bribed with ice cream??
I wonder if they can be bribed with ice cream…
Amazing video. I loved it! I would hire you in a heartbeat!
@Robin, your use of the word amazing reminds of Hilly and makes me giggle.
You would so be hired!!
@Courtney, I hope whoever is in charge thinks like you!!
Wow, you look amazing, such a stunner. I really think you will get this and how amazing would that be!!
@J from Ireland, I think laying down is definitely my best side. LOL
Hilarious! (and YES!)
@Bonnie B., YAY for FUNNY!
Um… yah, I’d vote for you and then SHOVE YOU OUT OF THE WAY TO TAKE YOUR SPOT! Damn, who knew you could get a job doing THIS?! WOOHOOOOO!
@Poppy, well, I haven’t heard back yet – so no shoving just YET.
Oh, right, we’re hiring not voting. I hire you and then I hire myself?
I would totally hire you in a hot second!! Speaking of which, would you like to take my job on Monday? It only involves 1,100 hot, yucky guys all just waiting to stare at your pretty face. Oh…wait…that was probably just tooooo much info right there wasn’t it?
@Becca, what the hell do you DO for a living, woman?
There’s no voting? What kind of fucking social media job is this? Who the fuck is their advisor? Is this like the wine job Martin Sargent applied for where even if you did get a vote they wouldn’t choose the top voted finalist as a finalist?
For what it’s worth I’d hire you for this job.
And as the Social Media Consultant too.
@NYCWD, yeah, crazy right? I’m hoping at the very least the fact that this YouTube video got a few hundred views in 2 days will help.
Great video, i really liked it. Just one thing, check at the end the address of your site, i think it’s not complete, but only http://www.miss-britt.
Hey, we want them to be able to find you! They have to see your writting and your pics as well
@pocket_queen, damn! I wonder what happened to my .com??
Very cool. I’d hire ya!
@Employee No. 3699, Cool. I am sooo hoping I get this.
LOVE it. I’d totally pick you.
@Kris, so my subliminal “PICK ME” flashing sign works? Awesome.
Adorable.
@corrin, I wonder if people will still use the word “adorable” to describe me after I turn 30. LOL
what are you wearing while laying in that bed, woman?!??!!
regardless, this video was awesome. fucking loved it. and would totally hire you for that amazing job.
so, to answer your question, YES!
@hello haha narf, a tank top and a skirt, why?
@Miss Britt,
it looked like lingerie or something.
You have skills, Lady!
@Bre, I know! I am SOOOO marketable!! LOL
Good luck Miss Brittttttttt.
@BOSSY, thank you!!
I thought it was a great video. Maybe it was the feed I got, but it needed some volume leveling. Lots of *whisper*…SCREAM…*whisper*
Really though, haven’t these people read your blog yet? Why would they bother with anyone else?
@RebTurtle, no, it needs adjusting, but I don’t know how to do that in Windows Movie Maker and I had like one day to finish the whole thing, so, here’s hoping they overlook that.
I thought the entry was fantastic but agree about the volume leveling – my ears are still ringing from “Hello Twitter”…
@Dee, heh. yeah. sorry about that.
Best of luck. I love that you did Philly with Hilly.
Better late than never maybe?
I love this video. You did an excellent job; but the I can’t really hear what you are saying when you are saying when you are giving reasons why you should be picked, but I can hear all the clips really well.