Well, like a virgin, you cherished the night like a fever until you were borderline when, like a prayer, you became a material girl and your lucky star took you somewhere where papa don’t preach, all while managing to stay perfectly in vogue.
You know, if you treated your husband more like a man and not as a wiesel, I think you could patch up the stony parts of your relationship. It is clear that you wear the pants and Jared feels like he is your child. I think you can fix that yourself without the aide of a counselor. What do you think?
I love it when Stormtroopers piss.
@whall, you should see them sit down.
That is one green drink, lady. I’m so GLAD you had fun!!
@Heather, it was soooo good, too!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
@hello haha narf, hahahahahhahahahah. yes. Exactly.
Well, like a virgin, you cherished the night like a fever until you were borderline when, like a prayer, you became a material girl and your lucky star took you somewhere where papa don’t preach, all while managing to stay perfectly in vogue.
@avitable,
papa don’t preach at the golden arches?
@avitable, I’m with Becky. What does papa have against McDonalds?
It is way too hard to use words when describing the last week fo sho!
@Hilly, also I am lazy.
You and Faiqua are SO Beautiful
@Little Miss Sunshine State, I feel it is safe to speak for Faiqa when I say… thank you.
And I mispelled her beautiful name.
Is my photo in black and white so people won’t think I was trying to be a race traitor?
@Faiqa, yep!
Oh, and also because there was this big orange light between our faces.
Filed right next to my porn.
@Wojak, that is kind of terrifying.
I see.
@Poppy, you see?
I love you, too, you know.
Absolutely adorable! I looooove it!
@perpstu, thank you!
My favorite part of this is that green drink. It looks so good.
@Rachael, oh my god it was DELICIOUS.
Hence, the karaoke.
Agreed. But the battery in my camera died, so words are all I have!
@Dave2, and yet that one picture you managed to get of the aliens is AWESOME.
It was an awesome weekend! I didn’t take nearly enough pictures, though. I enjoyed meeting you!
@Lisa, I enjoyed meeting you, too!
Looks like you had a blast — and looked awesome doing so! *insert sexy whistle here*
Faiqa looked great, too!
@Elizabeth Kaylene, I did have a blast.
I was the “Borderline” version 2 years ago for Halloween. I was beautiful.
Here’s the picture:
http://fathermuskrat.com/2008/10/30/a-very-muskrat-halloween-aka-a-pictorial-tutorial-on-inappropriateness/
Very cool to finally meet you in person. You are the life of the party. Well, when Adam is not around… j/k
Hoping to meet up again someday.
Miss Britt:
You know, if you treated your husband more like a man and not as a wiesel, I think you could patch up the stony parts of your relationship. It is clear that you wear the pants and Jared feels like he is your child. I think you can fix that yourself without the aide of a counselor. What do you think?
Josie
@Josephine Perkins, I think you’re lost.
This post is about a halloween party.