Sent at 10:16 AM on Friday
Jared: Hey miss writer
brittmariereints: miss writer?
wha?
are you mocking me?
Jared: Don’t think to0 hard but
no
asking for help
brittmariereints: oh
ok
Jared: tamieka is trying to write something for her grandfather that passed yesterday
she is writing a poem or whatever you call
it when you
Say like
G – is for giving
R is for
brittmariereints: oh jesus god
corny is what you call it
Jared: true
brittmariereints: but don’t tell her i said that
Jared: I wont
what is a good word for R
brittmariereints: wellllll
i don’t know her grandfather
so it’s hard to say 
relaxed? romantic? robust?
realistic?
rotund? that only works if he was fat
Jared: lol
brittmariereints: racist?
was he racist?
because that starts with r
ridiculous
reasonable
related
i mean, you know, technically, they were
Jared: realistic.
brittmariereints: that’s the one she picked?
Jared: no
I didn’t tell her yet
brittmariereints: lol
why not? they were AWESOME!
Jared: no realistic makes me laugh
Jared: like grandma was a dreamer
but grandpa
but grandpa was realistic so they did nothing with there lives
brittmariereints: hey, there are a lot of people i would used that word to describe!
brittmariereints: republican?
rich
reasonable
randy
brittmariereints:you know, like if he was a horny old man – randy
Jared:
you are something else
brittmariereints: lol
Jared: Funny
but something
brittmariereints:yes
if my name had an f in it
brittmariereints:you could totally make one of these “poems” and say funny
Jared: Please use Randy in my uligy
brittmariereints:uelogy
eulogy, i mean
and i will
Jared: yes
brittmariereints: robotic
retarded
was her grandpa mentally handicapped?
Jared: ass
brittmariereints: hahahahahahahah
come on!
that is FUNNy!
i am DYING laughing right now!
lol
hooo boy
retarded
hehehehehhehee
rancid
man
i don’t know why everything that starts with R is wicked
please tell her i suggested retarded
maybe SHE will think it’s funny
brittmariereints: i still think she should go with racist
Jared: oh god
me: i mean, i don’t know him, but if he’s from here
chances are…
Jared: she is black
brittmariereints:
maybe he hated white people!
OR i will assume she would find it HILARIOUS
Jared: omg
brittmariereints: omg what?
are you ok?
Jared: haahaa
brittmariereints:did someone bite you?
you asked her, didn’t you?
and she totally said YES!
he WAS racist!
that’s PERFECT!
brittmariereints: not so cocky now, are you?
Jared: hahha
no,
I almost said it out loud
Jared: haahaa
Jared: B – beautiful
R – romantic
I – insane
brittmariereints: thought – too bad you’re not jewish
Jared: T – Temultious
brittmariereints: that’s not a word
Jared: I like it though
neither is ginormous
brittmariereints: ginormous is totally a word
Jared: no it is not
brittmariereints: pfft
good thing you have an R in your name
I love having IM conversations with my husband that go off topic. They always make me smile
@Becky, I don’t think we’ve ever had a conversation that stayed ON topic!
((HUGS))) It’s a good start.
@Kris, for us, being goofy is always where it starts.
I’m singing, “A kiss With a fist is better than none.” – Florence + The Machine, A Kiss With A Fist.
Seems appropriate somehow.
@Finn, I’m kind of scared to google that song.
J=just lovley the way he is
A=Argues about everything – with everyone
R=RANDY
E=uh – eupneic
D= best damn daddy ever
B=beautiful
R=riveting
I=”eye”-catching
T=T-u-m-u-l-t-u-o-u-s
T=my treasure
@Nanna, T-u-m-u-l-t-u-o-u-s
hahahhahahahahhahahaha
HA
This is probably wrong but now all I can think about is this line : You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Oh how I heart The Breakfast Club and it’s quotability, no matter what the situation is.
@Sheila (Charm School Reject), you know, I adore that movie, and yet rarely quote it.
I might need to rectify that.
I think I just laughed myself a hernia
@Lee, I am not legally responsible for that.
I like retarded. That and randy are THE BEST.
You are funny shit.
@themuttprincess, SEE! That’s what I was saying! I’m hiLARious!
What a great exchange. And you came up with some wicked ‘R’ words! Now remember, you will have to use ‘randy’ in his eulogy. He asked for it!
@Carolyn, I love that he assumes he’ll die before me.
There really should be a blog just for conversations between spouses or partners or whatever. I wish I remembered all of the ones I have with my husband, but fortunately i remembered enough to post some good ones. That reminds me, I really need to videotape him doing the peanutbutter jelly time for a vlog post.
@Robin,
i don’t know you or your husband and i am not sure why, but i would probably pay money to watch the peanutbutterjellytime video of your husband.
@hello haha narf, trust me, i’ve seen him do it in person and it’s “pee your pants” worthy. I have a whole collection of videos of him http://vimeo.com/hismuse
@Robin, there probably is, and we just haven’t stumbled on it yet.
good thing your name has an i in it…insane totally fits.
@hello haha narf, I will now spend the next three days coming up with a synonym for insane that starts with an e. and a c. and a k. and a y.
Hahahaha!
@Sybil Law,
That is just too funny!!
@Courtney, thank you. *I* thought so!
Your sense of humor will definitely see you through this.
Neither my husband nor I have an R in our names. Bummer. I really like “randy”.
@Ashlie- Mommycosm, luckily, there are lots of synonyms for randy.
That is some funny shit!
@floating princess, he he he
I don’t have an ‘R’ in my name. But I do have an “H”!!!! Is it okay if it’s in the last name? Because ‘H’ like totally fits.
@lceel, I *JUST* got this joke, like 2 days later.
Dear Mighty Insane Sassy Sarcastic Brash Ribald Intelligent Tenacious Tornado,
this was a funny post.
@avitable, you forgot Awesome.
It’s in my middle name.
@Miss Britt, ooh, you’re right. I forgot the Most Awesome Righteous Insanely Enthusiastic part.
You guys are too cute.
@Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas, heh. Right. NOW we are too cute.
LOVE THIS!
I clapped with delight at the end.
Ha!
@Bre, you may now join our family.
This is great! I love when the comments are as fun as the posts!
@Collette, my commenters are way funnier than me on a regular basis.
Two thumbs up.
@Jane, one big grin.
Jared should know that they added Ginormous to the dictionary recently. It IS in Websters. Which means now I can totally use it, even in business situations. FTW!
@Angi, I TOLD HIM THIS!!
Hahahaha!
Echo my last comment (from the previous post): I think you guys will be just fine. You remind me of my boyfriend and I, that easy joking banter between us. I love it, and I love that you guys have it too!