I have a problem.
A serious, real and actual problem.
I have officially run out of room for shoes. Again.
And that’s before I got these.
I mentioned to my husband that we needed to come up with a solution for this problem because I literally do not have room to purchase and store one more pair of shoes – and he gave me a blank stare.
“I’m not done buying shoes.”
And still, he didn’t seem concerned.
Of course he’s not. Because HE has plenty of room for new shoes.
And also, he’s a fucker.
The problem is, I could go out and buy another shoe rack – but there is no more room in my closet to fit a fifth shoe rack. I’ve already tried to convince Jared to move his stuff out of the master bedroom’s closet and into the guest room’s closet, and he gets really pissy every time I bring it up and acts like it’s his house too and stuff. So icks-nay on the ooting-bay out-ay the usband-hay.
I’m thinking we should build a shoe wall in our bedroom.
We have this big blank wall right across from the foot of our bed where I was going to hang fancy artwork, but now I see that it really seems like the perfect place for a shoe shrine storage solution.
Unfortunately, neither I nor he nor we know anything about building anything.
Oh. And that space across from the foot of the bed where I want to put this wall of shoes is currently being used for walking to the other side of the bedroom. But it’s my side of the bedroom and I am more than willing to crawl over my bed every time I need to get to my dresser.
Because that sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution to my problem.
Unless one of you has an idea on how I can convince Jared to move his shit into the guest room.