I have to keep the Twilight contest open until 12 Noon EST today. So later today I’ll announce the winner and probably talk about how to host a contest on your blog that gets over 300 comments and why you shouldn’t actually want to do that.

But like I said. Later.

In the mean time, let me just throw some discounts, links and reminders at you. Because that’s what really interesting blogging is all about.

If for some reason you can’t see that, you can download the Macy’s Friends and Family 20% off Coupon here.

You know, it just occurred to me that I’m actually pretty tickled that Macy’s asked me to offer this coupon. Because it’s not a coupon for fucking diapers. Which means that someone out there has finally figured out that some people actually spend money on things that do not catch poop or teach language development.

So, thank you, Macy’s. And if you’re ever looking for someone to secret shop for you with thousands of dollars – I’m your Huckleberry.

I’m also supposed to remind you that Avitable and I are discussing arranged marriages tonight on the radio show – which you can listen to or download here.

Anyway – real post coming later. Or rather, slightly more real. I suppose.