Let’s say, hypothetically, that you were about to find yourself without children.
For 3 weeks.
And let’s say, hypothetically, that this was the first time you have been without your children for more than a couple of days.
And let’s say, just for argument’s sake, that this was also the first time you and your husband had ever been alone in your house for more than 48 hours without kids.
Because you’ve always been Married With Kids.
What in the HELL do yo do with yourself for three weeks?!?!
I mean. You know. Hypothetically.