Archive for June, 2008

A Public Service Announcement Brought To You By Mexico and The Oompa Loompas.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

It was March of 1999 and we were 19 years old. I was a blond haired, blue eyed college freshman. She was an olive toned, dark haired whore. And we were headed to Cancun, Mexico for Spring Break. I told her I was certain we’d both be able to get across the border on our […]


Exposing My Kids To The Internet

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

You can read a lot about the dangers of exposing your kids to the Internet. Everyone from the mommy blogger to the childless blogger, and even the mainstream media, has weighed in on the blogging phenomenon known as Child Exploitation. And while I won’t pretend to have anything fresh or new to say on the […]


Tequila Tales Are Never Told

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

I would LOOOOVE to regale you all with tales of the awesome barbecue that turned into a tequila fest we went to Sunday night. But it’s Sunday night still technically. And did I say? TEQUILA?? Woo hoo! Shit. I have to get up for work in the morning. So… what did YOU do this weekend?



Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

This morning I will take one friend to the airport and another friend will pack up his bags and drive home. Over the last three days, she has played nursemaid to me while I cried through a fever. He has discussed electrical engineering with my 8 year old. They have loved on my kids, and […]


I Remember The Puppy Monster

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

One year ago today, the Earth stopped spinning the way it had spun before. Babe, I promise you – we remember today, but we never, never forget.