Tequila Tales Are Never Told

I would LOOOOVE to regale you all with tales of the awesome barbecue that turned into a tequila fest we went to Sunday night.

But it’s Sunday night still technically. And did I say? TEQUILA?? Woo hoo!

Shit. I have to get up for work in the morning.

So… what did YOU do this weekend?

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  1. avitable says:

    I’m impressed you spelled all of the words in this post right!

  2. Poppy says:

    I ate an entire bowl of mashed potatoes, an entire bag of chips, and entire bag of cookies, and and entire pan of Poppymade mac and cheese! Trying to fatten up for TequilaCon.

  3. Poppy says:

    Heh, I meant BrittCon. At which there will be Tequila.

    Becky says so.

  4. Dave2 says:

    I drank too much and hanged out with some very cool bloggers. Not a bad weekend for Dave!

  5. Poppy says:

    (no I am not drunk, but apparently I like the word and.)

    (Am I the top commenter now?!)

  6. Angel says:

    I discovered that my ac is leaking. :( And I got in a disagreement with my mom.

    Hopefully next weekend will rock to make up for this one, ha! Glad you enjoyed yours. :)

  7. Jay says:

    Tequila is good. Tequila and I are friends. Not Tila Tequila though. I can’t stand her.

    Patron and Cabo Wabo are my favorites. But they are both very expensive.

  8. Fantastagirl says:

    When tequila is involved, I lose my memory.

  9. Winter says:

    I didn’t drink, but I did spend Saturday with Hilly and had a really great time! So did Dave’s tiara! :lmao:

  10. Sarah says:

    I worked (and shopped. That happens when you work retail).
    Then I went to lunch and to see Iron Man with my Grams. She loved the movie.
    I had a pretty good weekend.
    Glad to know you sound like you did too! :cheese:

  11. Andria says:

    Harrassed my husband to weed eat the effing yard.
    Finally he did.
    And, I rewarded him later that night.

  12. Karl says:

    I spent my weekend with you, silly girl.

  13. Dan says:

    I worked:(

  14. Maria says:

    I did a “Without a Trace” and “Crossing Jordan” marathon.

  15. AmyD says:

    1am Monday morning. I’m still awake and everyone else is asleep. Let’s just say that this weekend is not worth Monday. :slaphead:

  16. DaDuck says:

    We painted that kitchen, ate Sushi and biked ti IKEA in the rain. Aren’t you jealous now?

  17. DaDuck says:

    *to I meant TO IKEA. Geez…..Glad to see I am not the only one commenting on your blog with major keyboard issues.

  18. kapgar says:

    Sadly, what I did had no tequila involved. I must remedy this situation next weekend.

  19. when southwest airlines returned me to pittsburgh, i went straight to my cousin’s engagement party. finally met the groom and am now looking forward to wednesday’s wedding even more.

    (p.s. thanks again for the ride to the airport. that was a hike!)

  20. Hallie says:

    Went to a beer/wine tasting festival and realized I hate beer and wine.


  21. Marissa says:

    I watched The Other Boelyn Girl. And…. yeah, that’s about it.

  22. Marissa says:

    Sorry, that should be “Boleyn”.

  23. Shelli says:

    I babysat all day Saturday and then spent the rest of the weekend on the couch or in bed.

  24. Crys says:


    i looked at kitchen fixtures, yay me! i am happy to report, additionally, that i ALSO enjoyed tequila.

  25. Hmmmmm.

    This weekend I went grocery shopping, cleaned, did yard work and played volleyball.

    Damn I am boring.

  26. sandi says:

    my weekend was sucky..but I have today and tomorrow off so that makes it all better~ :) Glad you have fun at the BBQ!

  27. I moved my mother out on Friday.

    I cleaned the downstairs for 8 hours straight with a friend, then I went to a sex toy party and “sleepover” on Saturday.

    I spent Sunday with a buncha crazy Pagans and did Witchy stuff. There was a handfasting (wedding ceremony), and a couple of the Christian family members who got invited to attend and watch nearly freaked the hell out.

    My favorite part when the wind would blow and screw up this one bitch’s hair so she kept having to go inside. But hrm…every time she came back out the wind picked up again…heheh….(looks away and whistles non-chalantly)

  28. Finn says:

    I was a stark raving bitch. I so could have used some tequila.

  29. misi says:

    Went to the splash park w/ kids on Sat. day.
    Night? Nothing…ALLLL Alone…..
    Sun. Day? Mom and Daddy came over—YAY!!! They live in Cocoa but still make the hike usually on Sunday’s….
    Then grocery shopping, cooked a home cooked meal instead of feeding my gremlins.AHEM: I meant,http://miss-britt.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/rock.gif
    :rock: children sandwiches.
    Sounds like you on the other hand had fun, glad that you’re feeling betta!!!!

  30. Miss Britt says:

    avitable: I did?? GOooooo ME!

    Poppy: oh my. The starch. Wowza.

    Dave2: heyyyy – that’s what *I* did too!

    Poppy: you’ve got to be close.

    Angel: oh suckage. :-(

    Jay: yeah that Tila chic is annoying as hell.

    Fantastagirl: I don’t think you’re alone in that.

    Winter: and you got your nails did!

    Sarah: I work and shop simultaneously all the time! And I don’t work retail.

    Andria: my husband FINALLY mowed the damn yard. Now if he’d just get that edger out…

    Karl: oh yeah. ;-)

    Dan: stupid health care jobs.

    Maria: Crossing Jordan is still on TV??

    AmyD: ah damn. But you talked to me!!

    DaDuck: aside from the Sushi, that sounds pretty cool.

    kapgar: just make sure it involves Tylenol too.

    hello haha narf: are you exhausted today?

    Hallie: oh that stinks! LOL

    Marissa: damn, that must be one long ass movie.

    Shelli: well that sounds relaxing at least.

    Crys: we are so in TUNE! :cool:

    themuttprincess: that’s not boring – that’s productive.

    Now please, come do mine.

    sandi: well then your weekend is just beginning! :rock:

    Cissa Fireheart: how the hell am I going to top THAT next weekend?

  31. Miss Britt says:

    Finn: I just can’t see you as a bitch.

    misi: I sooo need to go grocery shopping.

  32. I tried to replace a few sprinkler heads in the yard…and failed. Well actually, the one that I did fix wasn’t broken in the first place. So I made three trips to Home Depot and had to call my ex to fix the mess.

    I hate making that call.

  33. I so much want to know if you made it work. SHOULD I TURN OFF MY CAPS? YOUR HEAD MUST HURT! SSSHHHH….sorry, I’ll whisper.

  34. I am sure we can find ways to top last weekend, Lady….it’s all in the relationships, as Karl says!

  35. Dragon says:

    I celebrated the summer solstice with the Sisters of the Margaritas. :martini:

  36. metalmom says:

    I went out to breakfast on Sunday and had eggs. WOO HOO!!

  37. Drank June Bugs on Friday; yum! (I posted the recipe.) Went to a graduation party on Saturday and somehow came home with a 7 week old puppy (yes, alcohol was involved).


  38. nope, not exhausted.
    (now you know why it was truly a pleasure to hang at your house and not run around like a lunatic all weekend. i’m saving up energy for NYC, bay-bee!)

  39. Jamie says:

    On Saturday, the hubby mowed and and I moved some flowers around, poor things were choking on weeds. On Sunday, I went to the early service at church (I haven’t stepped in to a church in years mind you) and then I went to work for the afternoon/evening at Wal-Mart. I think your weekend sounds a bit better, except for the being sick part.

  40. I sweated like a muthafucka with no a/c. The end.

  41. FyreGoddess says:

    Since you asked… This weekend was a good weekend:

    Shoping (for fun), took the lad to dinner, haircuts for both of us (wound up being free!), Incredible Hulk (no hidden scene), slept, made pancakes, made stuffed shells, helped setup a party, bought copious amounts of (good) beer for said party, made balloon animals for the kids, taught someone else to do it, drank beer, ate good food, reconnected with all kinds of people, stayed out way too late, got an anonymous package in the mail, played Psychonauts (which came in said anonymous package), stayed up WAY too late, slept, slept IN, played more Psychonauts, made dinner, fed the lad, went to bed early.


  42. Lisa says:

    I worked on my scrapbook from my Disney World trip and talked about Karl’s weekend at your house with Karl on his radio show.

    Then I had this weird dream about you owning 15 HUGE black S.U.V.s…


  43. Sarah says:

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who shops/works at the same time!

  44. Sybil Law says:

    I hung out with an old friend Saturday night, drank too much, and did a whole lot of nothing on Sunday, while the kid made me insane. Got cramps. Took some meds. Slept.
    It’s always a joy around here! :)
    Glad you had a great time!

  45. Willie G says:

    I celebrated my wedding anniversary and partied like a rock star… prefer Scotch though. Recovered all day Saturday then did it all over again on Sunday. Fantastic weekend!!

  46. Kay says:

    Aw pshaw! Tequila stories are told easily.
    One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor!

    I had a laid back weekend in the pool with 3 men, two were naked!!! :lmao: OK two of them were 1 and 2 years old but if I didn’t admit that part you would be jealous!! :nana:

  47. Hilly says:

    It involved a clandestine affair with three different boys, candle wax and a bunch of foodstuffs….other than that, not much ;).

  48. diesel says:

    I built a deck. Woohoo! I was drunk at the time, though.

  49. Kids, ghost hunting, long drive to Dacula, steak dinner and Trivial Pursuit with friends, long drive back home, kids, kids, and more kids.

    And? Tequila rawks! :rock:

  50. I did not have a tequilafest.

    I want to go to Brittcon.


  51. Stephanie says:

    I may or may not have drank a REALLY lot of Smirnoff Lite Ice. And I may or may not have told the hot girl clerk at the liquor store that my best friends husband was gay, so i was buying him a pink Kamikaze shooter. And my best friend may or may not have thought it was hilarious.

    Then I may or may not have eaten almost 1/2 pound of peanuts while I drank.

    And I may or may not be seriously paying the price today. Or something.


  52. Marissa says:

    It was good, which made it go by faster.

  53. Benjamin says:

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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