Why I am the world’s best contest hostess!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Alright. Fine. I admit it.

I SUCK AT CONTESTS!

Happy?

Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff.

(OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?)

From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!):

Caption Winner!

Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch – but this one made me snort the hardest. (And also did not reference my birthmark as a zit. It’s a birthmark!!! Fuckers.)

You win… uh… did I ever say what you win? (Best. Contest. EVER!) I think a Pro Flickr account. Email me.

Moving right along – we have TWO WINNERS of the book Unpredictable, which I highly recommended.

Through the use of fancy randomizers and three Oompa Loompas, the winners we have chosen are:

Amanda and Fogspinner (who apparently doesn’t have a link I can find. Best. Contest. EVER!)

Email me with your addresses so that I can send you naked telegrams your book!

(Please do not unsubscribe from my feed based on the content of this weekend’s posts. Seriously. I know.)

  1. i still love you and will not be un-subscribing. even if i didn’t win squat.

  2. Mary says:

    Had I but know that Oompa loompas were involved, I might have entered the contest!

    Prince is playing about 20 minutes from my humble abode this weekend, just thought you’d want to know!

  3. Amanda says:

    Yay I knew the Oompa Loompas liked me… thanks!

  4. avitable says:

    Wait, you had contests? How many years ago was that?

  5. Selma says:

    Well-deserved win!
    :lmao:

  6. Hang On … did you register your use of Oompa Loompas with the OOOLBUFMTS – “Office Of Oompa Loompas Being Used For Menial Tasks Society”? Failure to do so can result in your Ooompa getting Loompa-ed ! Not a pretty sight. Ok .. I really should have got more sleep last night ! :crazy:

  7. kapgar says:

    Oh Jesus. Forget the bread. I think we just need to send you random pictures and have you both caption them and draw all over them. I’d love to see the results. No, that is not an open invitation to have at some of my photos.

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