Before we get into today’s post, some quick housekeeping.
The first WORLD’S WORST CONTEST! is officially closed. Thank you all for playing, and congratulations to Summer for this winning comment:
Ok, I’m entering your contest but I don’t have anything I can use itunes for, I’m not very awesome so you’d be hard pressed to come up with a video or post about me and I have my own boobies I can see whenever I want, which is never so that leaves the Amazon certificate.Thank goodness I don’t have to be funny to win.
Summer, shoot me an email at britt at miss-britt dot com so you can claim your prize!
And a last minute second place prize goes to Janelle, who requested a video post.
(Holy shit. I just watched Janelle’s video and… um… let’s just say that a lot of people who requested a different prize… well… er… *blush*)
And speaking of winning?
And finally, today’s post…
Considering I’ve been accused of having “no filter”… it’s amazing how many things I’ve left unsaid:
- I wish that it had been harder for you to get over me. After all these years, that’s what hurts the most.
- I made all the effort in our friendship. As soon as I stopped having the time to do that, our friendship fell apart. But I’m not angry at you about it, because I’m too busy missing how close we were.
- I don’t want to be with you. But it is going to kill me when you fall in love with someone else.
- I would be relieved if you died, because you couldn’t hurt anyone else ever again.
- It makes me uncomfortable when you compliment me. I don’t have anything near as nice to say in response.
- I live in constant fear that you’ll expose my secrets.
- I don’t like your child. I want to, really badly, because of how much you mean to me. But I can’t. I wish I could tell you that you’re raising a mean little shit that most people can’t stand to be around.
- You’re not stupid. Sometimes I let you think that, but it’s not true.
- Despite what I tell you on the phone, I don’t miss you near as much as I thought I would.
- My problem with your spouse is that you deserve better.
Please don’t worry. I’ll never expose the fact that you used to be a man named Brett.
And
:heartbeat: :kiss:
Ouch.
I will never accuse you of not having a filter. Of course… I never accused you of that to begin with. I know better.
Amy’s last blog post..Weekend Bliss
Yay! I won! I won! Woo Hoo!! Thanks again Britt for the video. :heartbeat:
PS~ Thank you Adam as well for directing it :kiss:
You two are awesome!! :peace:
Janelle’s last blog post..You like me, you REALLY like me, … right?
And, ummm, #5 isn’t about me, right- just tell me that I’m the greatest too, problem sloved :clap: Oh these lists make me sooo nervous!! :love:
Janelle’s last blog post..You like me, you REALLY like me, … right?
I’m with you on number three, sadly.
Congrats to your winners and congrats to YOU again for being my blogger of the month. Uh, does that sound slightly egotistical? Cause I don’t mean it that way….LOL.
Hilly’s last blog post..Run With Me Through Rows Of Speeding Cars…
Number 10 is addressed to Mrs. Fab, isn’t it?
Can’t argue with you, actually.
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..I have a lot to cover today…
HOLY SHIT, Britt. (mind blown)
Wow, those are deep.
How does it feel to get those off your chest and into the world? I bet it feels really good.
I love you!
Kristin’s last blog post..What’s in a number?
can’t watch the video here, but i’ll check it out at home.
i love these lists that i have been reading, but i am terrified of writing one myself. coz that has serious potential to open a can of whup ass. see, i would feel so good about writing these types of things that i would just start actually saying them.
so, we can’t compliment you anymore, oh great one?
Oh my honey, these are wonderful.
Jesus, there’s no way I could do that. I’m pretty sure the world would spin off its axis – and not just because I think the world revolves around me either!!!
Britt’s Mom’s last blog post..The More I Love…
avitable: unless someone offers you enough cash. I’m watching you… :poke:
Amy: ouch?!? none of these are about YOU!!! No ouch. I promise.
Janelle: LOL, I’m glad you liked it.
Hilly: human nature chica, human nature.
Mr. Fab: oh no. My problems with you are completely unrelated to Mrs. Fab.
:nana:
Poppy: you know.. kind of.
Except now my mom is bound and determine to figure them all out.
Kristin: I love you too. :heartbeat:
hellohahanarf: you can compliment me all the time!!!!!!!!!!!
Britt’s Mom: I think you’d be surprised. When you sit down to do them, some of the really awful things you think you’d say or want to say… you just, don’t need to.
It was kind of nice actually – I realized I’d made my peace with a lot more things than I’d thought.
I think Hello is right–I might start saying these things if I do the list. But it is so intriguing reading folks’ answers.
And YAY for Janelle’s video prize since we all win with that one *giggling*
turnbaby’s last blog post..TurnbabyTalks Trivia Throwdown
Good choice, on the worst contest ever. I know that deep down you wanted to pick me. I still respect you.
Holy hell those are deep. I bet you feel MUCH better, just letting them out there in the universe.
themuttprincess’s last blog post..Hump day Thankfulness and shit.
Oh jeez. I just realized I called the contest the wrong thing.
I need more coffee. Sorry ’bout that.
themuttprincess’s last blog post..Hump day Thankfulness and shit.
I wasn’t going to call attention to that, but I do know it feels really fucking awesome to get something huge off my chest that I wanted everyone to know all along but wasn’t saying. :love:
I hope that you getting to say the hurtful stuff helps you to heal.
Put me down for #7. What do you do in this situation? I’m thinking of getting her a book on childrearing and dropping it off anonymously.
Fluffycat’s last blog post..Where Is My Parade?
LOL – I knew that! I just meant “ouch” because some of these are rough! :lmao:
Amy’s last blog post..Stay Outta Mah Crotch!
I believed in your bravery. Most of those could have been written by me. Hugs, Britt.
Shelli’s last blog post..Me First
“Wow! The sex was great even though your penis is the size of a cocktail sausage!” :lmao:
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter’s last blog post..Spotted… What?
I don’t like your child. I want to, really badly, because of how much you mean to me. But I can’t. I wish I could tell you that you’re raising a mean little shit that most people can’t stand to be around.
There are times when I could have easily written this one about a friend’s child. Sucks, doesn’t it?
Izzy’s last blog post..The Free Ride is Over, Mama
I still couldn’t see doing this on my blog. It seems like such a good idea though.
Lynda’s last blog post..Lucky Star
ok, i finally watched the video. too cute. but where the hell were yinz? looked like adam had kidnapped you and it was a ransome video. in a good way. and speaking of good ways, youe boobs looked stunning. heehee
on a different note, tell me how warm it is in florida coz it is quite cold up here. :cold:
I really need to do this. Need to get some shit out!
mg:
turnbaby: I think I’m pretty safe in not ever saying any of these things out loud. LOL
themuttprincess: I keep reading them going “deep? really? huh…” :dunno:
Poppy: yep, it’s done now.
Fluffycat: oh that is brilliant!
Amy: whew!
Shelli: :kiss:
CMG: poor Ty-man. :secret:
Izzy: yeah, it makes for awkward birthdays and Christmases.
Lynda: I didn’t think I would either.
hellohahanarf: it cooled off here yesterday. It’s supposed to be 76 here today.
And… THAT IS ADAM’S OFFICE!! :lmao:
Peggy: should the world brace itself?
I also don’t like a close friend’s child. It’s causing me a lot of stress. Bravo for your honesty – there should be more of it!
Selma’s last blog post..I See A Full Moon Rising
that’s Adam’s office? not the set of Hostel?
Crys’s last blog post..Most Awesome Person Of The Day:
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