It has been said that I am a bad friend (of course, the person who usually says that is CONSTANTLY violating the sanctity of friendship with his whorishness).
To this I say – fuck you.
Do I sit and listen to you cry your eyes out?
Do I reassure you and stand by your side, fiercely loyal to the end?
Do I give advice when asked and remain silently supportive when necessary?
I. Think. Not.
No, I have shit to do, OK? I am busy and packing and stressed and as such am completely self absorbed and bitchy.
And yet, and YET…
I make time, to do THIS.
Pfft. Bitch, please. You should be so lucky to have a friend like me. 
(10pts to the person who gets the title)
Edited to add: apparently I wasn’t obvious enough. I did a guest post. Click the links. It’s funny. (sheesh!)
Would you like cookies to go with your friends?
I’m thoroughly confused.
But then again it doesn’t take much. 
Girl scouts, at least that’s where i learned the song.
Well, next time I have a traffic cone lodged up my ass and nobody to help me get it out, you're saying you won't laugh and take pictures and sell them on the internet again?
I told you veet is fabulous! You should try it.
THAT WAS TOO TOO TOO FUNNY!!!!
I think one of the reasons you are so funny to me is because most of your topics hit so close to home!
oh and debkitty
veet IS fabulous for some things
:lmao:
How did that girl scout thing work out for you? You really do seem like the anti-scout. :nana:
Make new friends, but keep the old.
One is silver, and the other’s gold.
GAH! Memories of Girl Scout camp are running through my head.
Jen: mmmm… Thin Mints…
Kentucky Girl: heh, this was supposed to be a mildly entertaining way of saying I did a guest post.
Jen: yep, me too!
Blonde Chick: did you get to sleep in a tent or one of those cool ass tree houses?
Avitable: no… I’m saying next time I’ll give you a cut.
Thin mints are so goooooooooood. I'm the only one in this house who loves them. :drool:
debkitty: I tried that nair shit for crotches. And I got CHEMICAL BURNS!!!!!!!!
No. Fucking. Way. Ouch, ouch, worse than a nick OUCH!!!
pnbzmom: yeah, I have an amazing ability to tap into the shameful. he he
AmyD: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can sew. And camp. And french braid.
I also love Thin Mints.
I think that is all that is required to be a good scout.