Blogger Math

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online DatingAccording to the infinite wisdom of another Internet Bot, this blog is rated NC-17.  (Thank you, Jester, for explaining to me that NC-17 is the new X and that it is, in fact, worse than an R rating.  It has apparently been a very long time since I’ve seen anything harder than a G.)

ANYway, before you go running off to rate yourselves (for those of you who haven’t already, bunch o’ self center whores!  all of ya!)… allow me to present you a little internet riddle.

What do you get when you take TWO NC-17 rated blogs and throw in one mild mannered mommy blogging PG blog*?

Guesses, anyone?

Watered down porn?

No.  Thank you.

Racy recounts of soccer tournaments and little league games?

Um, no, you, sit down.

A lesson in men who like to be dominated and the women who run them?

Ding!Ding!Ding!  We have a winner! Very nice.  Go get your prize.

*Of course I kid babe.  I mean… you DID get a PG rating… but…

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  1. RW says:

    What do they mean "I"?

    It says "Infantile" but I've never seen one of those. Is that, like, Plan 9 From Outer Space? Are they saying my blog is like Plan 9 From Outer Space!?! Those pummy bastards!!

  2. Miss Britt says:

    I don't know, but obviously your use of the words "pissed" and "asshole" hit a nerve with someone there.

  3. avitable says:

    I never knew violent sex, more sex, sex, and sex, and more sex could be rated PG! Must be all the mommyblogging watering it down.

  4. I'm PG. Clearly, it doesn't spider the site, or else the early posts… when Championable was going to be a review site for tasteful lesbian porn… would have garnered a PG-13, I'm certain.

  5. Amy says:

    Fuck you.

    DAMMIT. Wrong blog to write THAT on apparently. You already appear to be a freak-ass grown up.

    :tongue:

    I suppose it doesn't count if my COMMENTS are NC-17 does it? Shit.

  6. Jay says:

    How did I get rated an "F?" Oh wait, now I get it.

  7. Rick says:

    Well, I have NEVER! Bastards gave me a G rating and then had the nerve to warn me they found the word "pooped" on my site. I fixed THAT right damn quick.

  8. debkitty says:

    trying to understand the NC-17 rating you got, I haven't seen anything dirty here, maybe a little racy but not dirty! So maybe you should work on that so your rating will be fitting! :drool:

  9. Jester says:

    Dispensing useless information like that is sort of my forte.

    Obviously that little program can't figure out what the pictures on your site are of… there have been posts here that I'm not old enough to see.

    Wait…maybe I'm just not STRAIGHT enough to see… that could be it.

  10. Miss Britt says:

    avitable: apparently, anal sex makes it OK

    Rich | Championable: :what:

    Amy: Oh sweetie, calm down, you don't want the kids to see you all aflutter!

    Jay: Fuck?

    Rick: it seems MY blog is where fuddy duddies go to let loose. LOL

    debkitty: it seems ass shit fuck makes you dirty these days. :evil:

    Jester: it must be able to decipher "guest posts"! thank God, I can't imagine being held responsible for Avitable.

  11. avitable says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Anal sex does make things PG again.

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