She’s not dead.

Avitable here.

Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, unless Jesus decides to turn Iowa into a free Wifi zone, she won’t be posting for the rest of the week either.

In the meantime, go read some good blogs, like mine and Amy’s. Or do something productive with your life, like recycle your urine or throw paint on someone wearing fur.

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  1. Mr. Fabulous says:

    You and Amy?

    Thanks for the plug, you son of a bitch.

    See if I give you my stuff when I die!

  2. avitable says:

    Sheila, don't ask me for what, because I have no clue.

    Mr. Fabulous, you don't need plugs – you've already got your harem.

  3. Angel says:

    Thanks for the update.

  4. Sheila says:

    Recycle your urine?

  5. Maria says:

    Thank you for the update.

    It is warm weather time and I vote for giving yourself a pedicure. I've already been traumatized by the number of funky feet I've seen this season.

  6. RW says:

    I don't need a harem, I wouldn't know what to do with it… but I'm quite sure Avitable actually SWALLOWED Miss Britt.

    I warned her…

  7. avitable says:

    Well, Britt certainly didn't swallow me, no matter how many times I've asked.

  8. AmyD says:

    All I know is that Miss B better hurry up and get her ass back online – Avi is a poor Brittstitute, and he's a poor prostitute as well. I've been trying to whore him out non stop for the last 3 months and it's costing me and arm and a leg in advertising and I'm getting 0 ROI!!!

  9. avitable says:

    Amy, I told you that Latino men don't like me. We should totally try a different district or something.

  10. AmyD says:

    Except you told me you were pandering to Asian men with deep pockets. I don't like being PLAYED, Avi!

  11. DutchBitch says:

    Blog reading – check

    Urine recycling – check

    Paint throwing – check

    OK, seen it, done it, been there… I am bored! Bring back Britt!!!! Sheesh!!! Would killing the president or some governor help?

  12. Britt,

    you got us all excited by making an appearance on Avitable's blog today. I thought perhaps your internet was working one day early.

    BIG dissapointment!

    Glad to know you are alive!

  13. I was thinking the same thing.

    It appears we are all going thru Miss Britt withdrawl.

  14. lisa says:

    hmm, recycling urine. Never thought of that one…

  15. greg t says:

    OK IT'S JUNE 1ST !!!!! I am ready!!!!

  16. Angel says:

    Brittttttt…..Where are you?? We miss you…:cry:

  17. Miss Britt says:

    OK, I'm back. For real. Writing Monday's post right now. Promise.

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