This may or may not be Miss Britt. And, I may or may not have internet connection and I might have asked someone to post something here so that my legions of devoted fans would know that I am in no way neglecting them.
Two of the following are NOT true. If you guess which two – Avitable will send you a picture of his balls.
- I once sold car insurance to a blind woman.
- I once tested an adult product in the bathroom at work because I didn’t think it would work… and it did.
- I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.
- In my younger years (much, much younger) I believed that being blonde made me more prone to sin (and lots of Catholic guilt) so I dyed my hair dark brown for about 6 months. It didn’t work so I went back to blonde.
- Avitable saw me change my clothes.
Edited To Update:
I can’t believe no one got this right. I have never been to Mardi Gras – an hence have never flashed my boobs and suffered a bruised nipple. And I have never, ever, ever stuck to one hair color for 6 months.
If I guess right, do I have to send myself a picture of my balls?
Oh yeah, there's a prize I want to play for.
my guess is: true for the car insurance and changing clothes. But I want the prize to be in smiley form like the dancing bikini girl on his comments section!
That anonymous post was mine. I am logged onto my husbands computer and wasn't signed in properly.
I'm with RW – not feeling motivated. For a picture of Britt's oft-exalted boobs, I'd give it a shot.
I am pretty sure I have seen them already. And that alone would never modivate me.
I would rather do it for boobs.
I miss one day of reading and I come back to a crazy drunk post and then something about avitables balls….
I must remember to visit daily!
I don't think that you dyed your hair or sold car insurance to a blind woman.
But the question is…do I want to see avitable's balls?
Yes I do. I think I would look at anyone naked though. Ron White had a good point when he said he wants to see every boob in the world.
Did I just say Ron White had a good point? I must hide from myself. In a library…or something.:oops:
I think that the following are false:
I once sold car insurance to a blind woman –
I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.
See? This is all debkitty's fault.
We all know Avi saw you change your clothes, but I'm stumped on the others. I'll guess blind woman and Mardi Gras are false. And I don't need the prize, unless it's not the bouncy ball photo or the Yahoo IM photo.
I think that the car insurance story is true, the Mardi Gras story is true, and the I think that Adam did see you change your clothes. The rest are false.
What?! You guys don't already have pictures of Adam's balls? I've got mine framed and hanging in the bathroom!
I say # 2 & 3 are not true.
1 and 4 are untrue but no ball pictures please. I have a set of my own thank you.
Oddly enough, I don't think anyone has gotten it right yet.
I guess it WOULD have been safe to offer my boobs.
Well, I know which ones are the fake ones. So let me know if you want to offer your boobs.
I say the last two. I don't think my eyes could stand the sight of Avi's balls though so I hope I am wrong.
no. 2 and no. 4
Love this blog!
You're offering your boobs? Well then I'm gonna keep guessing. 1 & 4 are not true.
I'm going to go with the first and the last ones as being false. however, knowing avi he probably had a hidden camera set up in whatever room you were changing in for his future enjoyment – technically making the last statement also true.
Britt's without internet, so even though she briefly stated which are right, I'll share which are true and which are false and give details.
#1 is True. She sold car insurance over the phone to a blind woman, who actually had to get the help of her grandson (nephew?) to read the credit card number.
#2 is True. The tingly gel really does make things tingly.
#3 is False. Britt only shows her boobs for money, and she's never been to Mardi Gras, as she said.
#4 is False. Britt dyes her hair more than most people shampoo theirs!
#5 is True. Britt managed to change into her pajamas without showing a single square of flesh, which was quite impressive.
Darn, I am saved the sight of Avi's nutsack, phew that was close.