…to do a full post.
(Ok, so I’m editing it to make this slightly less sucky for you all.)
I have decided to quit my job, pack up my family, and move to Orlando so that I can star in an Internet talk show. I’m going to be huge.
This is the pilot episode….
You can see Episode 2 Here.
Of course. Age before Beauty.
You guys are great together!!
1 bit o' advice – Do not EVER be lured into moving any farther south that Lake Okeechobee.
Please – just trust my opinion.
Great list! You two are too fucking cute.
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the "slept with my boss" part especially Avi's reaction… too damn funny!
It was nice to meet you britt, you guys are definitely quite funny together, and I can't believe you dragged him out of the house as often as you did
Good luck workin here.
Well… at least yours was real!!!
Wait, Avi still hasn't seen your boobs yet? I thought you'd showed everyone by now.
We are fucking hilarious together. I think we should forget about sales and start our own show together. “The Avitable and Britt Experience” or “Avi and Britt: Uncensored”. Whatever it is, my name comes first.
So, did you ever try good acid ? or was it just bad acid ?
WOW!!!!!
Good for you!!!
(Will comment regarding episodes after I get home to watch – GD Big Brother!!!)
You are a nut and so is avi. But I for one am voting on you packing up and moving!:mrgreen:
almost got raped in Tijuana.
driven in chicago during rush hour, developed debilitating phobia of bridges. The skyland sucks.
sky LANE
I've been completely mispronouncing Avitable in my head. I've been saying AhveeTAHblay. But now that I look at is, the real way makes more sense.
This was way cool. Britt, you're REALLY consistent in terms of writing, phone, and video.
I've only really read Avitable's comments here, but I found that dude to be way more "hey, I'd hang with him" than I thought… neat. I wonder if I'll be able to read his comments with that delivery style, now. Coolness.
When my relatives came over the boat from Italy, it was Ah-vee-TAH-blay, but now it's been bastardized to Uh-VIT-uh-bull. Everybody can just call me Sexy, though.
those were hilarious. you two make a great comedy duo
Wow! You sold your vagina for $4000!!!??? I'm impressed.
Nah, Denise. She rented it.
Well, you know what I meant. Rent…sell…whatever.
I wonder if someone would rent mine for that much.
Well, they were able to keep their boat and car in hers. Can they do that with yours?
Mine isn't THAAAT stretched out.
You should rent it for $2,000 then.
Hmmm. I wonder how I should word that in the classifieds.
Easy!
"Warm, open space available for rent."
Ha, that was awesome. I’ll have to wait until after work to watch Episode 2. Dial up is hell, took me an hour for that to fully load.
You’ve got an infectious laugh Britt.
You guys did such a great job that I’m now afraid to do my “50 Things” video… anything I come up with will suck by comparison!
Wicked H: you do know i'm not really moving to florida to launch an internet talk show, right?
Deb: we're like a train wreck.. you just can't look away! lol
Jen, South Florida: where no one has their own teeth? lol
heather: yeah, we're thinking of starting a two person beauty pageant… but i'm afraid of the competition!
AmyD: we're only two thirds funny without you
Meagan: good to meet you too!!! I think adam is just trying to bribe me by pretending to be social!
NYC Watchdog: if I had a quarter for every time i'd heard that…
Joefish: only you Joe, only you
Donna: penicillin should clear it up, i swear
Paticus: just the once, the bad, that was it (I swear Mom, just the once)
Dave2: oh pshaw, you do everything better!
Miss Ann Thrope: I tried to click a link in my feed reader and got a page that said you hated me!!
webmiztris: um, er, well… my mother DOES read my blog…
Championable: yeah, adam isn't near the horse's ass he wants us all to think
avitable: he also answers to "pervert" i hear. and whore.
Crys: thank you *bows*
Denise: it's all about presentation sweetie
avitable: it's more like a time share – you feel like you own it, but other people get to use it from time to time
Denise: I'm sure I could get one of these boys to do an appraisal for you
avitable: oh sweetheart – a boat? really? you give yourself too much credit
Denise & Adam: I don't like where this is going…
Space Available
Ownership Opportunities
All Yours Baby, 1 week a year
Credit Check mandatory
Ownership opportunities? I don't know about that one. Long term lease…maybe. Ownership…not so much.
How cool is this? My vagina has a marketing team.
Team 'Gina!
A dinghy?
hey, write me back and tell me what you meant and what problem you’re having.
the ‘sexual pet name’ has me stuck. now I can’t stop trying to figure out what you mean. lol loved that!! you guys are hilarious together!
Awesome job! That was hilarious!
Denise: dahling, it's all about the ILLUSION of ownership.
avi: eh, maybe a dinghy
jen: thankya much!
Avi said: “Warm, open space available for rent.”
I read: "Warm, open space. Avitable for rent."
So that's interesting that I'm commenting here instead of Avitable's place being that I've never been here before.
Aw, to hell with it, your place is prettier.
Miss Ann – Do you mean the Chicago Skyway?
Britt, Avi, Denise – I'm interested in Denise's vagina. Do you have color brochures?
Joe, of course we do. We can send you out a nice packet of information, with pictures, testimonials, and an order form.
We will also throw in a free calculator with the bright Team 'Gina logo on it.
Because, ya know, it's all about branding.
Sheila and WeaponM, thanks for stopping by!!
I think we need "Team 'Gina" T-shirts.
Oh my god – you are cute as hell and definitely deserve to have readers hang on your every word. Your a star baby, a fucking star!!! Haha…