And no, I’m not talking about Voting For Me In The SFB Awards.  I’m talking about another Meme, of course.  Because, truly, what is the blogosphere if not ripping of someone else’s good idea and making it your own?

Things that scare me:

1. Looking stupid
2. George W. Bush
3. People who say “damn right I voted for ‘em, and I’d do it again if I could!  Down with term limits!!”

People that make me laugh:

1. The Graphic Designer in my office – because he reminds me of a cross between Stewie on The Family Guy and Barney on How I Met Your Mother
2. My youngest brother – because he reminds me of a cross between Stewie on The Family Guy and Hitler
3. But mostly, me – because I remind me of a cross between St. Theresa and Carmen Electra.  And Oprah.  And Hitler.

Things I love:

1. Prince’s eyes
2. Prince’s music
3. The way it feels when Prince touches me

Things I hate:

1. Stupid people
2. People who don’t hate stupid people
3. People who don’t know they’re stupid people

Things I don’t understand:

1. Republicans
2. Bigotry
3. Why God lets old people and rednecks win the lottery, but not me.

Things on my desk:

1. iPod
2. Digital Camera
3. Husband’s wallet Husband’s loose change

Things I’m doing right now:

1. Listening to NIN’s “Closer” on repeat via my headphones
2. Eating a bowl of Special K Protein Plus For Your Low Carb Lifestyle Cereal
3. Wondering why in the fuck Pay Per Post doesn’t want I can’t find someone to pay me for the awesomeness that is my pimping.

Three things I want to do before I die:

1. Hear Prince sing Purple Rain live. Preferably while creating our love child.
2. Live in a place that I chose – not “ended up”.
3. Be offered money to do porn.  (Real money)

Things I can do:

1. Make shit up on the fly and convince you that I know what I’m talking about
2. Make people cry in 10 words or less
3. Spend half as much money and come out with twice as many shopping bags as the average woman with a credit card

Things you should listen to:

1. Prince
2. Anything I say, especially in my high, squeaky, “I’m SERIOUS” voice
3. Anything that makes you stop, think, and re-examine your convictions.

Things you should never listen to:

1. Anyone who is trying to “teach” you something they’ve never done themselves
2. The Haters
3. Anyone who ends every sentence with the sound a question mark makes

Things I would like to learn:

1. How to operate on three hours of sleep a day
2. Jedi Mind Control
3. How my stylist does that thing she does to my hair after she cuts it

Favorite foods: Foods I’m Allowed To Eat Without Turning Into A Cow:

1. Meat
2. Cheese
3. Meat with Cheese

Favorite beverages:

1. Vodka and Crystal Light Lemonade
2. Cherry Vodka and Diet Coke
3. After one of 1 and two of 2…  just vodka, please

TV shows I watched, books I read as a kid:

1. The Great Brain series
2. Duck Tales
3. My mom’s Harlequin Romance Novels
4. My mom’s college Humanities Required Reading novels – I understood The Stranger about 5 years afer I’d read it.

Things I like about Avitable:

1. He loves me
2. He thinks I’m funny
3. He thinks I’m sexy

Please blog for Peace and go here and do your own Meme.  (Hint: the answer to #10 is “Miss Britt”)