Archive for October, 2006

How Miss Britt Copes

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

OK, so, moving on… …and more specifically, I am.  “How?” you may ask… How Miss Britt Gets Over…Anything, Really Step 1 – Immediately go out and buy Stuff: Anything really, it doesn’t matter.  Sunday I spent about $400 between Menard’s and Wal-Mart.  Somewhere between the chandelier, sandpaper, tampons and the greatest fucking lipstick in the [...]

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Too pissed to come up with a witty title…

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

I’m so angry right now I could spit. Or cuss. Or throw something really freaking hard at my husband’s head. Last night my husband went out to a bachelor party. I hate these things because it is inevitable that something stupid is going to happen in the name of… er, what exactly? Celebration? Singledom? Friendship? [...]

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Fuckin’ Fiddlesticks!!!!!

Friday, October 27th, 2006

What. THE FUCK?!?!?! OK – so WordPress fucking ATE my last WEEK’S worth of posts.  AND… ate the post I just typed up five minutes ago.  DAMN IT!!!!! So here’s the fucking condensed version, because I do have to go back to work here at some point but I love you people enough to make [...]

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Star Struck

Friday, October 20th, 2006

I finally decided it was time for a little company around here again.  I’ve been putting it off because I wasn’t sure the new place was really ready for company yet.  But then, well, I got desperate for some extra cash lonely. So I put the word out that I was willing to rent out [...]

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What Happens To Men When They Don’t Get Any

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

I feel sorry for my friends.  I bet it is a pain in the ass to maintain a relationship with me. I go through “phases” – which is a nice way of saying that sometimes I’m downright lovable and sometimes I lean more towards psycho - and there’s no clear signs that a change is coming.  Really, I [...]

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