Old Favorites

This blog started as a personal blog about my life.  For the first five years, there was no real theme or focus.  This is a sampling of posts from those first few years that either I really liked or my readers really liked.

In other words, you’ll find that most of these posts have absolutely nothing in common with each other and are not at all indicative of what you can expect to read here in the future.

Sometimes I’m funny with words:

* V is for Vagina: An Owner’s Manual
*Why You Should Probably Not Invite Me To Your Passion Party
*I am a tool. Seriously. (The driving incident.)

Sometimes I’m funny with pictures:

*How Miss Britt Makes Guacamole: A Photo Essay
*Miss Britt Makes Guac. Again.
*How Miss Britt Makes A Metrosexual

And once in a while, I’m funny on video:

*The Cheerleading Video

Some things are hard to write:

*But We Won’t Call It Rape
*So Empty, It’s Broken
*The Watchers

And some things just… are:

*A Glass House With A View
*At least they didn’t call him a fag
*A Letter To My Body
*Matthews Mom Is Dead
*My Wii Story